Inside Halle Berry

On receiving her Hollywood Walk of Fame star this morning, Halle Berry said to the crowd: "I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now. I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels." This generated a massive lecherous whoop from the crowd of mostly red-blooded males, out of which emerged Samuel L Jackson, who, perhaps taking her words a little too literally, clambered onto the podium beside Halle and attempted to get inside her. (Text and photos: Steven Corfe)

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