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New Kids on the Block?

OK, now people are just making shit up about Britney. Rav, the gossip guy at Britain's sketchy News of the World, is reporting that Spears is adopting six-year-old Chinese twins to fill the void left by her boys being taken from her by her ex. And that she's also arranged for her own $25,000 funeral, "because she fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave." It all sounds rather bogus. Spears would definitely spend more than $25,000 on her funeral. (Photo: What the twins might look like)

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