The critics hate Courtney Cox's return to television, Dirt, which debuted last night on FX, and they hate her in it. (Hilariously, Jossip thinks the show has already jumped the shark.) But we think they'll all be back for more. As Cox's tabloideditor Lucy Spiller says to a Hollywood bigwig in a nightclub in the first scene (btw, anyone ever seen Bonnie Fuller in a club getting gossip firsthand?), "You and all your Hollywood pals read my magazines and secretly love them... And as much as you hate to admit it, you need me." We're not sure about the "need me" part, but we're certainly keeping our interest secret. Oh, wait – we're not a Hollywood pal. (Also)