I find it funny that these photographers are up in arms screaming assault. To me, aggressively following celebrities every move and purposefully capturing them in their most unflattering states, where the photos are them amplified and we're given full view of their crotch, or other physical shortcomings, is equally violent and nasty.

avril is no debbie harry and no patti smith.
if debbie or patti spit on me, i would place it in a bag and save it.
if avril lavigne (who is basically jessica simpson with a LITTLE less make up) if avril or her boyfriend spit on me, i would kick their fucking ass.

if celebs don't want to be photographed..then stop being a celebrity. it if very easy.
just ask joyce dewitt....

jack jett

I agree with Jack - these people get to have a dream lifestyle and the price they pay for it is a lack of privacy. Poor Avril thinks she's getting paid to sing... the sooner she realizes that she's getting paid to deal with paparazzi the better!

B celebrities should keep their saliva in their own mouth....unless of course they are invited to share!

okay fair enough, the price you pay for celebrity is an invasion of privacy. So goes, the price you pay for invading someone's privacy is possibly getting spit in the face, no matter if you are A list or D list. I don't know, i just can't get mad at celebrities fighting back.

did you know that if you spit in a dog's mouth, it teaches it who's boss? I just learnt that today.

Spit is my BIGGEST pet peeve...i dont care WHAT list it comes from!!

No Uree, your biggest peeve is cockroaches. Remember? And dont you have a toe thing too?
I miss your neurosis in all their glory.

Liz Killed Manny.
R.I.P. Internet Playboy.

UF sent me one her roaches in the mail - if you saw that thing you'd be scared too.

YIKES!

YCKTR