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September 19, 2006

It's (Not) the Real Thing

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Call it toot beer. A new beverage, Cocaine, is being marketed to give a person a "high" coupled with a tingly feeling of euphoria within five minutes of drinking it. Roughly 15 minutes after the tingle, the drinker experiences a buzz of energy that supposedly will last five to six hours. The company, Redux Beverages, claims the product is 350 percent stronger than Red Bull – with no "sugar crash." James Kirby, who invented the drink, admits that a "throat-numbing" ingredient has been added to simulate the drug it's named after, but won't say what it is. "We're getting a phenomenal response," he says of the drink's success with the high school and young adult demographic. "It's an energy drink, and it's a fun name," he says. He's serious: "When a person sees the name of the drink, some psychological effect happens and the person is already experiencing the energy buzz before they even open the can," he says. "As soon as people look at [it], they smile." We'll try it, of course, and compare it with the real thing, if memory serves us, but we're still getting flashbacks from Jolt. (ABC News)

(This IS the real thing)

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-- Sten10925 | January 2, 2007 8:55 PM

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-- Sten76939 | January 4, 2007 1:04 AM

I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn't bother me.

-- TramadoL69420 | January 4, 2007 2:25 AM

I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten46006 | January 5, 2007 6:17 AM

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-- Sten91255 | January 5, 2007 10:55 PM

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-- Sten18069 | January 6, 2007 8:33 AM

I haven't gotten anything done today. I feel like a fog, but what can I say? I've just been letting everything wash over me lately, not that it matters. Shrug.

-- Sten90035 | January 6, 2007 7:26 PM

I haven't been up to much today. I've just been letting everything happen without me. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. I've just been hanging out doing nothing. I just don't have anything to say right now. More or less nothing happening.

-- Sten64651 | January 7, 2007 11:30 PM

Not much on my mind these days, but what can I say? It's not important. I just don't have much to say lately. I've just been letting everything pass me by recently, but eh.

-- Sten8328 | January 10, 2007 7:00 PM

I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don't care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

-- Sten52532 | January 11, 2007 6:06 AM

I just don't have much to say recently. Such is life. I've basically been doing nothing. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Oh well.

-- Sten13802 | January 11, 2007 5:52 PM

I just don't have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I've just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don't care. That's how it is.

-- Sten30726 | January 12, 2007 4:15 AM

I haven't been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can't be bothered with anything these days.

-- Sten62684 | January 13, 2007 6:05 AM

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-- Sten33547 | January 13, 2007 3:13 PM

My life's been basically bland today. More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. My mind is like an empty room. I've more or less been doing nothing to speak of. Not much on my mind recently.

-- Sten14561 | January 14, 2007 6:36 AM

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-- Sten62777 | January 15, 2007 2:25 AM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn't bother me. Shrug. I haven't been up to anything. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten44397 | January 15, 2007 7:21 AM

retty much nothing seems worth thinking about. My life's been completely dull , not that it matters. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.

-- Sten21231 | January 19, 2007 4:45 PM

I haven't been up to anything recently, but so it goes. Such is life. What can I say? Pretty much not much exciting going on to speak of. I haven't gotten much done lately, but I don't care.

-- Sten51509 | January 20, 2007 9:01 PM

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-- Sten51790 | January 20, 2007 9:27 PM

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-- Sten95103 | January 23, 2007 1:05 PM

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-- Sten94659 | January 24, 2007 6:02 AM

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-- Sten56890 | January 25, 2007 7:05 PM

I haven't been up to much these days. Today was a loss. Nothing seems important. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days.

-- Sten48514 | January 25, 2007 9:21 PM

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-- Sten15912 | January 26, 2007 5:57 AM

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-- Sten97289 | January 26, 2007 1:07 PM

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-- Sten58118 | January 26, 2007 7:50 PM

I've more or less been doing nothing worth mentioning, but eh. My life's been really bland today. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days. That's how it is.

-- Sten94259 | January 26, 2007 8:18 PM

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-- Sten64229 | January 27, 2007 2:14 AM

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-- Sten76000 | January 27, 2007 3:58 AM

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-- Sten86091 | January 27, 2007 9:30 AM

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-- Sten90121 | January 27, 2007 9:56 PM

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-- Sten46325 | January 27, 2007 10:40 PM

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-- Sten60335 | January 28, 2007 2:15 AM

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-- Sten5604 | January 28, 2007 2:48 AM

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-- Sten83362 | January 28, 2007 6:22 AM

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-- Sten6551 | January 28, 2007 7:36 AM

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-- Sten32974 | January 28, 2007 8:21 AM

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-- Sten97434 | January 28, 2007 4:05 PM

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-- Sten5440 | January 28, 2007 4:52 PM

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-- Sten38567 | January 28, 2007 8:49 PM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I've basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life's been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh.

-- Sten89509 | January 28, 2007 10:55 PM

I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten92708 | January 29, 2007 2:59 AM

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-- Sten99720 | January 29, 2007 6:05 AM

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-- Sten47941 | January 29, 2007 10:00 AM

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-- Sten5183 | January 29, 2007 1:01 PM

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-- Sten26302 | January 29, 2007 9:31 PM

I haven't been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can't be bothered with anything these days.

-- Sten88541 | January 29, 2007 10:43 PM

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-- Sten35722 | January 30, 2007 12:03 AM

I haven't gotten anything done recently. I've just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven't been up to anything these days, but it's not important. Today was a total loss.

-- Sten89409 | January 30, 2007 4:44 AM

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-- Sten82127 | January 30, 2007 5:42 AM

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-- Sten20242 | January 30, 2007 6:32 AM

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-- Sten67521 | January 30, 2007 10:33 AM

-- Sten48255 | January 30, 2007 11:40 AM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I've basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life's been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh.

-- Sten1214 | January 30, 2007 11:47 AM

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-- Sten95068 | January 30, 2007 4:27 PM

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-- Sten42110 | January 30, 2007 6:44 PM

I haven't gotten anything done today. I feel like a fog, but what can I say? I've just been letting everything wash over me lately, not that it matters. Shrug.

-- Sten42810 | January 31, 2007 3:22 AM

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-- Sten19342 | January 31, 2007 3:34 AM

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-- Sten51864 | January 31, 2007 7:18 AM

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-- Sten26906 | January 31, 2007 1:55 PM

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-- Sten34142 | January 31, 2007 6:03 PM

My life's been pretty dull recently. Shrug. My mind is like a void. I haven't gotten anything done lately. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

-- Sten96827 | February 1, 2007 3:33 AM

I just don't have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I've just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don't care. That's how it is.

-- Sten84033 | February 1, 2007 7:42 AM

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-- Sten28400 | February 1, 2007 2:07 PM

I haven't been up to much these days. Today was a loss. Nothing seems important. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days.

-- Sten55458 | February 2, 2007 12:01 AM

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-- Sten16319 | February 2, 2007 12:34 AM

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-- Sten92949 | February 2, 2007 5:20 AM

-- Sten49843 | February 2, 2007 7:38 AM

I've more or less been doing nothing worth mentioning, but eh. My life's been really bland today. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days. That's how it is.

-- Sten47361 | February 2, 2007 10:19 AM

Not much on my mind right now, but it's not important. I've just been letting everything happen without me. I just don't have anything to say right now.

-- Sten46888 | February 2, 2007 3:18 PM

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-- Sten14311 | February 2, 2007 7:25 PM

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-- Sten11680 | February 2, 2007 8:40 PM

I've more or less been doing nothing worth mentioning, but eh. My life's been really bland today. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days. That's how it is.

-- Sten56788 | February 2, 2007 11:33 PM

-- Sten95728 | February 3, 2007 1:16 AM

I just don't have much to say these days, but so it goes. Today was a total loss. I guess it doesn't bother me.

-- Sten3734 | February 3, 2007 3:37 AM

I haven't been up to anything recently, but so it goes. Such is life. What can I say? Pretty much not much exciting going on to speak of. I haven't gotten much done lately, but I don't care.

-- Sten61389 | February 3, 2007 4:04 AM

My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but I guess it doesn't bother me. I haven't been up to anything recently. I've pretty much been doing nothing to speak of.

-- Sten69868 | February 3, 2007 7:39 AM

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-- Sten57179 | February 3, 2007 8:05 PM

Not much on my mind lately. My life's been completely boring these days. I've just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.

-- Sten79700 | February 3, 2007 8:09 PM

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-- Sten40476 | February 3, 2007 9:39 PM

-- Sten31626 | February 4, 2007 12:26 AM

retty much nothing seems worth thinking about. My life's been completely dull , not that it matters. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.

-- Sten84892 | February 4, 2007 5:11 AM

-- Sten84934 | February 4, 2007 10:03 AM

My life's been pretty dull recently. Shrug. My mind is like a void. I haven't gotten anything done lately. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

-- Sten99779 | February 4, 2007 3:21 PM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn't bother me. Shrug. I haven't been up to anything. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten11293 | February 4, 2007 4:03 PM

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-- Sten64669 | February 4, 2007 7:15 PM

-- Sten80437 | February 4, 2007 11:02 PM

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-- Sten61578 | February 5, 2007 5:45 AM

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-- Sten72930 | February 5, 2007 7:51 AM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn't bother me. Shrug. I haven't been up to anything. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten37026 | February 5, 2007 5:42 PM

I just don't have anything to say right now. I haven't been up to anything recently, but it's not important. I've just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.

-- Sten6172 | February 5, 2007 5:45 PM

I haven't been up to anything today. I don't care. I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. Basically not much happening right now. Maybe tomorrow. I guess it doesn't bother me.

-- Sten39341 | February 5, 2007 9:19 PM

I just don't have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

-- Sten40192 | February 6, 2007 1:53 AM

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-- Sten72470 | February 6, 2007 3:45 AM

-- Sten10918 | February 6, 2007 6:39 AM

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-- Sten38063 | February 6, 2007 3:41 PM

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-- Sten43367 | February 6, 2007 3:53 PM

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-- Sten81010 | February 6, 2007 4:45 PM

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-- Sten62792 | February 6, 2007 8:24 PM

Not much on my mind these days, but what can I say? It's not important. I just don't have much to say lately. I've just been letting everything pass me by recently, but eh.

-- Sten2485 | February 7, 2007 12:22 AM

retty much nothing seems worth thinking about. My life's been completely dull , not that it matters. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.

-- Sten19098 | February 7, 2007 1:33 AM

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-- Sten61040 | February 7, 2007 9:19 AM

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-- Sten81862 | February 7, 2007 9:34 AM

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-- Sten92443 | February 7, 2007 10:40 AM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn't bother me. Shrug. I haven't been up to anything. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten31895 | February 7, 2007 6:34 PM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn't bother me. Shrug. I haven't been up to anything. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten89905 | February 8, 2007 3:09 AM

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-- Sten84772 | February 8, 2007 3:30 AM

I haven't been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can't be bothered with anything these days.

-- Sten29714 | February 8, 2007 8:45 PM

I haven't been up to much these days. Today was a loss. Nothing seems important. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days.

-- Sten54176 | February 8, 2007 10:06 PM

Not much on my mind right now, but it's not important. I've just been letting everything happen without me. I just don't have anything to say right now.

-- Sten12735 | February 9, 2007 1:27 PM

My life's been basically bland today. More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. My mind is like an empty room. I've more or less been doing nothing to speak of. Not much on my mind recently.

-- Sten21044 | February 9, 2007 6:40 PM

I feel like a complete blank, but I don't care. Pfft. I've pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.

-- Sten57991 | February 9, 2007 10:10 PM

Not much on my mind lately. My life's been completely boring these days. I've just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.

-- Sten12443 | February 10, 2007 5:53 AM

-- Sten95004 | February 10, 2007 4:42 PM

I feel like a complete blank, but I don't care. Pfft. I've pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.

-- Sten57961 | February 10, 2007 10:12 PM

Not much on my mind. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.

-- Sten33691 | February 11, 2007 1:56 AM

I haven't been up to much lately. I've basically been doing nothing , but it's not important. I can't be bothered with anything recently. I've just been letting everything happen without me lately.

-- Sten33284 | February 11, 2007 5:11 PM

-- Sten51343 | February 11, 2007 6:43 PM

I just don't have much to say recently. Such is life. I've basically been doing nothing. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Oh well.

-- Sten37514 | February 12, 2007 7:35 AM

I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn't bother me. Shrug. I haven't been up to anything. I haven't gotten much done today.

-- Sten62502 | February 12, 2007 8:40 AM

I just don't have anything to say right now. I haven't been up to anything recently, but it's not important. I've just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.

-- Sten85111 | February 12, 2007 11:15 AM

I haven't been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can't be bothered with anything these days.

-- Sten71351 | February 12, 2007 10:06 PM

I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn't bother me.

-- Sten49258 | February 13, 2007 9:43 PM

I can't be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don't have anything to say recently. I haven't gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.

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September 19, 2006

It's (Not) the Real Thing

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