I'm Your Plaintive Tonight

Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from Bobby Brown. Believe it. Her publicist Nancy Seltzer says she can "just confirm that she has filed for divorce." There was no statement from the singer and although Seltzer hasn't revealed when or where (or why?) the papers were filed, ET says Houston filed last Friday and Brown was served yesterday. The couple was married in 1992 and it's been smooth sailing ever since. Just kidding. But we're pretty sure Nippy will come crawling back to Bobby (literally) when she's constipated. Apparently, their marriage was all it was cracked-up to be. (KNX1070)

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