Sunday Bloody Sunday

Jeez, as if Bono weren't insufferable enough, word comes from England that US churches are turning U2 songs into hymns. Because of the band's Make Poverty History campaign, songs like "Angel of Harlem" and "If God Will Share His Angels" will join the lofty ranks of Handel and Bach. Boston's Episcopal Reverend Paige Blair started the "U2Charist" trend and it's been taken up in more than 150 churches across the country. But the rev wants it made clear that the church is not worshiping Bono. Bono already has that covered.

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