October 30, 2006
Split Decision
Though he hasn't been named specifically, it's clear that the sudden separation of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, America's sweetheart couple, was precipitated by Reese's affair with another man, the same man who had similar destructive affairs with Hilary Swank and Halle Berry: Oscar. You know him, you love him (or at least that annual gala he throws), but he's trouble. No man can compete. Swank took him home and swiftly kissed Chad Lowe good-bye; Halle kicked Eric Benet out of her life to make room for the little dildo-shaped man. It's obvious that Oscar alienated the affection of Reese earlier this year when he praised her for her work in Walk the Line. We're just saying. That said, the official word today from their combined camps is this: "We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."
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