Price Includes Grilling on Oprah

According to the eBay site where they're being offered, the best thing about adopting one of these cuddly felt-and-cotton polyfilled African orphans that are so popular nowadays, is that "you can even leave them in the car with the windows rolled up while you do Pilates!" (t/y Thairin)

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