October 18, 2006
Who Took Jessica?
Study this recent picture of Jessica Simpson. She's sexing it up for the camera, baring quite a reasonable amount of thigh, and basking in that post-coital glow that is perhaps implied by the pillow indentation next to her head. Nothing unusual for a starlet of today, you think. Then take a peek after the jump to see who took this picture. One word. Ew.
– Steven Corfe
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Comments
-- jordanprances ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://worldofwonder.net/nav-commenters.gif)
| October 18, 2006 7:22 PM
Oh, ICK. He is the creepiest man in show business.
-- Gwen | October 18, 2006 8:11 PM
That pillow indentation is freaking me out. Whose head leaves a perfect divot like that? It looks more like someone with bad aim fired a shot at her.
-- MattyMatt | October 18, 2006 9:50 PM
ewwww is right. The thinking was probably, "If I take the photos, I can control the level of nudity." But for God's sakes man, -...Jessica is a divorced-26-year old woman,... When wiiiiill you let go? Perhaps following that OTHER daughter of yours around might be more worth your while, I hear she has signed up for yet ANOTHER plastic surgery, and is in the sack with Fergie, AS WE SPEAK...
So grab Jessica's checkbook, buy yourself an airline ticket to London, and go take care of the disaster already in progress.
-- Shea | October 19, 2006 7:19 AM
it is just so...so republican.
think how pervy this will be when she is 50 and her dad is holding her tits up for photos.
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-- jack e. jett | October 19, 2006 8:55 AM
hahaha
-- jordanprances | October 19, 2006 10:20 AM
That pillow indent looks like she's been sleeping with Mrs Bates.
-- The Editor | October 19, 2006 11:38 AM
That pillow indent looks like she's been sleeping with Mrs Bates.
Ya, either that, or Football head, from Fat Albert.
-- Shea | October 19, 2006 11:12 PM
ahhhhhh! no! oh, but he loves her, though. shouldn't judge.