The Secret Garden

In the area of hair dying, we've always advocated mixing yourself a double batch for having a snatch to match. And apparently so has Nancy Jarecki, wife of the Moviefone mogul and hobnobber with such celebs as the Gores, the Seinfelds, and Martha Stewart. Now she's done something about it, coming up with a proper product that will represent the short and curlies. It's something she calls Betty, a $20-a-pop pubic dye kit. In five colors, including hot pink. Now we can't stop wondering if Martha Stewart has a "good thing." (Radar)

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