La Vie en Nose

It would seem that Avril Levine Lavigne has had some work done on her nose. A New York cosmetic surgeon tells Life&Style that it looks like she's had rhinoplasty to the tune of $10,000 – and it was about time. "Her old nose was too short and bulbous," he said. (For what? we wonder.) "The new nose has better balance and proportion." (Proportion we get; balance makes us scratch our head.) We hear she's a Ford model now, but we think that for $10,000 the surgeon could have thrown in a nose piercing. She's a punk-rocker at heart, remember. We're kidding.

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