Orgyland

We've always wondered why Mickey Mouse's voice never changed. Turns out he's a gay with a bent for snowmen, an ice queen. And Minnie likes to get it on with canines, or whatever it is Goofy claims to be. Judging by an amateur video that's making the internet circuit, Mickey and Minnie's marriage is a sham to keep the Disney image wholesome, but it's more like "holesome." The video, which Disney is aware of and "regrets," shows many of the famous cartoon characters – both human and animal – assembled in a brightly lit gallery at the Paris theme park groping and humping each other in pairs and groups accompanied by Gallic giggling in what can only be described as an orgy-porgy. We hear rumors that there's a separate video being released that shows Snow White involved in some nude dwarf tossing. Disneyland's all about the wait. (Watch the video)

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