Puncture This

I think this piercing thing's gone far enough. Ears: Been there. Nipples: Done that. Tongue: My tongue is still hole free. But I hear this has special benefits for the receiver of benefits. I don't recall ever experiencing that special benefit. Penis: I have never looked down and thought, Hmm, that needs jewelry. But I have to admit, it does look good on some. Labia: I don't have labia, but I had a roommate who insisted I look when she had hers done. I didn't. I couldn't. I think I just didn't want to see her thingy (I believe that's the technical term). But who am I to judge. Now do we really need to be piercing our cars? Just asking.

But I so totally want one.

– Beau Genot

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