Diamond in the Buff

Saved by the Bell star Dustin Diamond's homemade porno tape, Screeched, was made, you might remember, to stave off the repossession of his house. After watching the movie, some feel Diamond should start looking for other quarters. Here's some of what Fleshbot had to say:

Shot in very poor P.O.V. style, "Screeched" features too many shots of Diamond's face. It is a plus, though, that the banter seems real and that the bachelorette party, getting consistently drunker, appears nevertheless to be doing this of their own volition. And that hyped Dirty Sanchez comes as something of an anticlimax. There is a lip. There is poo. [...] The "Screeched" DVD also contains unrelated bonus scenes from porn pros just in case viewers feel Shaved by the Quality. The sex isn't good, but a tape one makes for friends isn't really about that, anyway.

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