May 31, 2006
SurvivaBalls 'R' Us
Don’t listen to Al Gore and his scary film – instead turn to Halliburton. “In order to head off such catastrophic scenarios [e.g., the Gulf Stream stopping so Europe can become like Alaska], scientists agree we must reduce our carbon emissions by 70% within the next few years. Doing that would seriously undermine corporate profits, however, and so a more forward-thinking solution is needed.” Halliburton’s solution – wear a big ball!
"The SurvivaBall is designed to protect the corporate manager no matter what Mother Nature throws his or her way," said Fred Wolf, a Halliburton representative who spoke today at the Catastrophic Loss conference held at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Amelia Island, Florida. "This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate change," he said to an attentive and appreciative audience.
– Claire Otway
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-- carlo | September 6, 2007 11:37 PM
This was a stunt pulled by the yes men. It's amazing that people expect such lunacy from Halliburton to the point where they could do this and barely anyone stopped to think how ridiculous and improbable it seemed. Score one for the Yes men.