May 18, 2006
A Standup Guy

Meet the new Pete. Same as the old Pete? Kate Moss may have a new boyfriend, British comic Russell Brand, an MTV veejay, a host on the UK's Big Brother, and a recovering heroin, crack, and sex addict. Moss and her pal Sadie Frost went to see Brand do standup at a London pub on Tuesday and we see here that he's worked his crack problem into the act. A friend says, "Kate finds Russell hilarious and he has the sort of rock star looks she's attracted to" and they have a lot in common. Like Brand happens to be buddies with Carl Barat from Doherty's old band, the Libertines. So good luck with that. Says The Sun:
The Essex comic landed a job on MTV in 2001. But his drug-addled antics led to him being fired months later. The final straw came when he introduced Kylie Minogue to his dealer then, shortly after 9/11, turned up to the office dressed as Osama Bin Laden. But earlier this year he made a triumphant return to MTV after completing a spell in rehab.
(Photos via Perez Hilton)
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Comments
-- dicknixon
| May 18, 2006 12:06 PM
i don't understand the shape of his ass. it doesn't coincide with the shape of most other asses. there seems to be missing creases and added bulges. is hs ass crack really short, or super long? its disorienting. i need to lie down.
-- poo bear
| May 18, 2006 12:40 PM
It is, essentially, a back with a hole in it.
-- dicknixon
| May 18, 2006 1:45 PM







Without a doubt, one of the nastiest butts I have ever seen. Kate must have a thing for "assless" men with huge drug problems. She's totally rehabilitated!! *vomiting*