She Dunst Her Wrong

Andy and Kirsten
Sitting in a tree
Pissing off Moye
Like, totalleee.

Our Moye Ishimoto has a schoolgirl crush on Andy Samberg and has learned today from Hollywood Rag that he's been doting on Kirsten Dunst lately, now that she's officially split from Jake. "I hate her so much," laments Moye. "Apparently she's going out with Andy Samberg now. SLUT." It seems there had been some romantic shenanigans – possibly even some "canoodling" – in the rain 10 days ago outside Hollywood's Hotel Cafe after a concert. But 10 days ago? Kiki's probably under someone else's umbrella by now.

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