Mad in Manhattan

Naomi Campbell, renowned for putting her employees' health and welfare first, has been arrested for allegedly bashing a crystal-encrusted BlackBerry against the head of her maid. Apart from the incident itself, which at only four-stitches damage is small fry to hard-as-nails Campbell, who knew this essential piece of communications equipment could also be a) used to discipline the help and b) accessorised so glamorously? It's the knuckle-duster of the 21st century.

– Cat McShane

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