Plaid in Full

You'd think that after over 20 years – we're assuming – of doing so, Paris Hilton would have learned how to walk, especially since 15 or more of those years have been spent walking the red carpet under the cool appraising lenses of photographers. But here she is in Scotland to talk on a radio show and she's so swaybacked and pigeon-toed it looks like she's walking into a fierce sou'wester. That plus her lazy eye gives us a bit of the vertigo. Wait, there's more. Seems she tried to get a corporate discount on her $310 room at the Glasgow Hilton, but the reservations clerk said, "There is no discount I can initiate, I'm afraid," probably with a brogue. At a HILTON HOTEL. (via PopSugar)

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