June 28, 2006
The Other Hilton
Perez Hilton at Perez Hilton.com has some words of advice for troubled Star Jones Reynolds: "Be careful, Starzilla," he says. "Don't turn to food for comfort. Big Gay Al is your partner and best girlfriend. Go shopping together. Go get manicures. But, don't go pig out, which is exactly what [you] did on Tuesday after [your] abrupt departure from the show." And the advice accompanies this photo of Star and Al pigging out.
Meanwhile, in a rare interview, the self-appointed Queen of All Media aka Mario Lavandeira practically eats the andPOP interviewer's microphone as he dishes to her in a Toronto hotel, where he was lodged during the MuchMusic Video Awards. His ride to the top of the blogpile, speeding ahead of the heavy traffic on the gossip interstate, has taken him only nine months, and now his latest venture is to conquer TV, he says. But he's not pursuing that goal through the usual channels, so to speak. "I wanted it to come about, so I had a concept for a show and I auditioned production companies," says he to her. "I met with people that did a bunch of reality shows, but I ended up going with this great production company called World of Wonder. They've done Show Biz Moms & Dads, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Inside Deep Throat, Party Monster, so they do these cool, campy, queer, edgy, fun stuff."
What? Wait, that's us! Now we're intrigued. What'll the show be like? "It's a hybrid show, so it's got elements of some of my favorite other reality shows. It's a little bit Real World, a little bit Surreal Life, a little bit Punk'd all rolled into one."
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Comments
-- hoity ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://worldofwonder.net/nav-commenters.gif)
| June 28, 2006 1:21 PM
i love "the perez".
very witty and a great writer. i check out his website a few times a day.
we posted his queer edge interview on you tube and he got ten times the viewers than the chicks from the "L Word", Lucy Lawless, and Chi Chi LaRue.
jack e. jett
-- jack e. jett | June 28, 2006 1:47 PM
ew. what has happened to wow? im going to have to quit reading/listening/watching it if you are going to do shit like this. whats next? william hung? what is beyond the z list?
-- blehpunk | June 28, 2006 4:48 PM
How disappointing. There is nothing interesting about this guy and there are far more worthy subjects to follow.
-- sparks | June 28, 2006 6:00 PM
How about all of you just fuck right off? Hmmm, yes, how about that?
YCKTR
P.S. Yes, I'm defending WoW. I'm experiencing a warming trend lately, I think. Or it's just my rapid cycling bi-polar. Again.
-- nosebleeds | June 28, 2006 9:02 PM
How about you stop kissing ass. The last thing WoW needs is the shallow support of someone who thought he could make a dent here by starting a pathetic blog of his own which peaked at a readership of what... 5? 6? How about you get a fucking clue and a tiny bit of self respect.
Now bend over so the nice man can get you cleaned up. And start thinking about your reply. Oh don't worry, we all know what comes next. You are that predictable.
-- sparks | June 29, 2006 3:30 AM
LOVES IT! But I love you too, Rooey. But that was funny. (heheheh)
-- jordanprances | June 29, 2006 5:08 AM
You know what, I DID sit here and think about my response, you're right. Initially, it was peppered with insults, and punctuated by my patented ball-punch request.
But I decided not to spend a whole lot of time responding to you – I started a blog and had readers. You’re a sockfucker that bitches but does NOTHING. Need I say more?
I'm trying to be a better person, hence my supportive statement. Fact is, I owe WoW an apology. Specifically, Stephen Saban. There, I said it. I'm sorry for being a prick Stephen. I got so caught up in being some asshole internet personality (how lame is that?), I lost the plot.
I bet you didn't see that coming, huh sparks. Guess I'm not THAT predictable.
Except when I am.
YCKTR
P.S. That guy cleaning me off is on the payroll. No, you can’t afford.
-- nosebleeds | June 29, 2006 6:04 AM
*Jordan - it was a little funny, I agree. I was half impressed actually.
-- nosebleeds | June 29, 2006 6:05 AM
If you're going to have Perez in front of the camera, you should encourage him to heed his own advice and STOP PIGGING OUT! Judging by the picture you've posted, he's got a face for radio and going by the posts here, a personality that's web only.
I'll give him a chance, I think WOW's track record and their consistent quality of output warrents at least an open mind about this project. Maybe Perez should just grow out the stubble to a full beard and embrace his bearishness. We all know how much the bears love to gossip - he could be their new hero.
-- Bunny | June 29, 2006 11:01 AM
I don't dislike WOW, I'm entertained to the hilt by it.
What I don't like, is Perez Hilton's sophomoric PaintShop handwriting on the pics he posts on his site.
Comments like "YUMMY SCREW" and "FUCK ME" crudely written over heads, stomachs and crotches are annoying and boring. Worthy of a 'hybrid reality show'? It's a big gamble.
I'm sure it's all just a matter of making some money off the dolt, but may I suggest to WOW - don't put your name too close to his in the credits.
-- hoity | June 29, 2006 12:36 PM
Oh pulleeze! Are you honestly going to give him a twirl? I suppose he will be the 'star' of said 'hybrid' reality show? Have you ever seen him in action? So much for quality.