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June 28, 2006
Mustoman
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Regarding the new Superman movie, which we'll all be seeing after work tonight, Michael Musto tells us in his latest La Dolce Musto column in The Village Voice, that
the company that digitally youthened some of X-Men 3's characters for the opening sequence was also assigned to de-bulge BRANDON ROUTH because his crotch was so distracting, it looked able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Sort of like when King Kong's snaggletooth took attention away from NAOMI WATTS and JACK BLACK. Anyway, I saw the movie and Superman might not be gay, but he's definitely Jesus. Discuss.
And if we had a Headlines We Wish We Had Written Department, it would probably consist entirely of Michael Musto-created pearls. He titled his deconstruction of The Devil Wears Prada "In a Prada-Da-Vida."
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-- pattonjr5 ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://worldofwonder.net/nav-commenters.gif)
| June 30, 2006 6:23 AM
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-- dota | September 13, 2007 12:27 AM
i am real sorry that you found kong's snaggle-tooth more appealing that naomi watts. it takes all kinds in this world. did you find his snaggle-tooth more appealing than betty/diane in mulholland dr or cristina in 21grams? since you seem to be more excited by special effects than acting (including before a blue screen, which she said was more challenging than acting for david lynch).