It's Alive!

According to a report in an issue of Us mag that has yet to hit the stands, the existence of the unseen and rapidly aging Suri Cruise (already a whopping three months old) has been confirmed by fellow Scientologist and King of Queens costar Leah Remini. Don't know how she managed to be the first of the Cruise coven, but we're guessing it was either names in a hat or she was the only one who could be trusted. Anyhow, Remini claims to have gazed upon the infant weeks ago and gushes, "She's a newborn and normal size!" – as if that needed to be said. And furthermore, she has "dark, straight hair and dark eyes," says someone else who has seen the child. (What! Who?) The darkness of the eyes comes as no surprise, but since the someone wasn't specific, we're going to assume the dark, straight hair was covering Suri's entire body. (via ET)

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