Spencer Gift

Now that Princess Diana is a 12-inch action figure called the Princess of Whales, she officially joins Elvis, Marilyn, and Hollywood in the World's Tackiest Unlicensed Must-Have Merchandise Hall of Fame. The collectible, limited-edition plastic doll looks more like Tammy Faye than Di, and neither gal would be caught dead in the ill-fitting white suit. Di's ankles are disjointed (from the crash? Brilliant), she's made up like a whore, and says 25 things at the push of a button (which she actually used to do), like "There’s far too much about me in the newspapers, far too much" and "I don’t sit here with resentment. I sit here with sadness because a marriage hasn't worked...."

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