The Fab Five Minus Four

In regard to that post we had earlier today concerning Bravo's search for very young homosexuals to fill some sort of junior Fab Five cast-in-progress, we think that hilarious, industrious, camera-ready, and totally adorable 13-year-old Brandon Casabonne from Party Party's first episode, though he's not gay, would make a perfect candidate and if we were producing such a show we'd sign him to a contract without even asking for an audition. He's what we call "gay adjacent," meaning he's got the sensibility of a gay (he makes his own line of skin care products, called Rustic Elements, bakes cakes and pies, loves scrapbooking, and advises his older sister on fashion) but not the sexuality. (Watch the clip)

Meanwhile, don't miss another episode of WOW's Party Party, which is like effing buried treasure the way Bravo schedules it. Gay weddings episode this Saturday at 11AM (with the nudist), and bar/bat mitzvahs premieres on Tuesday at midnight (oy, the kvetching).

(Previously)

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