Wheezing and Tweezing

We thought the usually delightful Brandon Davis didn't look well in the photo we posted Wednesday of him and Paris Hilton in Maui, and it looks like we were right. Not only does he seem to be coughing up chunks of lung in his beach chaise yesterday, but it appears as if he might also be coming down with firecrotch. And while we're getting used to him gaining enough weight to be mistaken for his fat brother Jason, now we're fascinated by his manicured eyebrows, which we never noticed before. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)

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