From Spice Girl to Space Girl

Victoria Beckham is totally excited to play an alien bride in Tom Cruise's Scientology movie, The Thetan. And since she already knows how to dress like one, it's brilliant casting. Posh is said to be "thrilled" to get her "big Hollywood break." The film was rejected by all major (and, we're guessing, minor) studios, so Cruise will be bankrolling the project himself and banking on Beckham's "comic genius" to sell the picture. Comic genius needed in a film about Scientology? Probably the only hilarious thing about the whole project is Mrs Beckham thinking it will be her big Hollywood break. (Stuff.co.nz)

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