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Party Monster actress Natasha Lyonne's former roommate said in court papers (the bitch) that last December Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed in, picked up a dog and told the tenant, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog." We don't believe a word of it. Actually, we don't believe two words of it: "sexually molest." We believe Lyonne had to have said, "fuck your dog." Since that alleged incident, a bench warrant has been out for her arrest on a number of charges, including criminal mischief. Today she turned herself in – life's not easy on the lam – and threw herself on the mercy of the court. The judge said he'd drop the charges if she'd be a good girl for six months. (Source)

(The Party Pack)

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