Report from the Ovule Office

Remember Clara the Chicken? For those of you who don't, click here or cluck there. Meanwhile, I'm sorry to report that Clara's career has taken a turn for the worse: Disguising herself as Fred, she's guest-starring in Clown Porn (watch the trailer). Judging by the cover art, it looks like she's getting a good plucking. When I tracked her down, she clucked in protest before reluctantly making a clean breast of it. She maintains that she is pioneering a new genre of adult entertainment: Pornomedy. Eggsactly!

– Fenton Bailey

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