Tits for Tats

Paris Hilton was in Las Vegas this week for the Magic Convention and, as if under a magically evil spell, the mayor declared August 29 Paris Hilton Day all over the land and presented her with the key to the city. (We'll tell you right now that the key to the city is sticking with the nickel slots.) Hilton was avec entourage, of course: sister Nicky and Kim Stewart and a new member, the recently separated, pointy-headed former Blink 182 drummer cum reality star Travis Barker, whom she got reallyreallyreally drunk with at Pure before getting reallyreallyreally close with later at the Spearmint Rhino strip club. We hear she slipped him her key. We flat out don't care, but people are saying. (via Hollyscoop)

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