The Overnights

• US Marines guarding Saddam Hussein during his trial forced him to watch "repeatedly" the animated film South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, in which the dictator is depicted as Satan's fuck buddy.
• John Mayer cancels show due to laryngitis. Would fans have noticed?
• That explains it. The Vatican's chief exorcist says Adolf Hitler and Stalin were possessed by the devil.
• Al Reynolds parties with young men "in tight pants" in attempt to secure work for Star Jones.
• Cruise and Wagner, still insisting they were planning to leave Paramount before they were let go, sign two-year deal with owner of the Washington Redskins that will provide financing "well under $10 million."
• Sarah Jessica Parker's husband, Matthew Broderick, and Ringo Starr's wife, Barbara Bach, break bones in separate incidents involving horses. What are the odds?
• Kevin Federline to guest-star on an upcoming episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. If his acting is anything like his rapping, his scenes will be the crime.
• Schoolteacher John Mark Karr, who does a killer impression of Katharine Hepburn, wants Johnny Depp to play him if there's a movie.
• Meredith Viera calls The View "a joke," then recants.
• Paris when she fizzles. Paris Hilton's debut CD tanks on charts (bottom 100) and in stores (75,000 sold).

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