She's Every Woman to Him

If Whitney Houston really loves America she might think seriously of leaving Bobby Brown and moving in with Osama bin Laden. According to the al-Qaeda leader's former mistress and sex slave, bin Laden is nuts for Houston. In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, Sudanese writer (Days of Our Lives) Kola Boof claims bin Laden told her he thinks Houston is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen and, even though he can't tolerate music or black women, he loves her smile and thinks she's just been brainwashed by America and her husband and he could be her greatest love of all. When Boof went through bin Laden's briefcase (very soap opera) she found copies of Star and Playboy with photos of Houston in them. Boof says the terrorist wanted to put a hit out on Brown and give the singer a little mansion he owned in a Khartoum suburb. "It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name," says Boof. (Page Six)

Photos: Boof, bin Laden, Houston

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