August 18, 2006
No Picture's Worth a Thousand Words
ATTENTION PRESS AGENTS: Feel free to use anything on this list of blurbs to publicize your films.
Snakes on a Plane
Hisssterical. (Steven Corfe, The WOW Report)
I jumped out of my skin. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
The Illusionist
Spellbinding. (Steven Corfe, The WOW Report)
I wish this movie would disappear. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
Step Up
If you see only one movie about dancing this year, make sure it’s not this one. (Chris May, The WOW Report)
Talladega Nights
I’m going to wait for this to come out on laser disc. (Chris May, The WOW Report)
There's nothing funny about losing your motor skills. I'll race you to the exit. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
World Trade Center
A crashing bore. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
If you see this, the terrorists win. (Chris May, The WOW Report)
Trust the Man
If it hasn't got muthafuckin' snakes in it, I'm not seeing it. (Steven Corfe, The WOW Report)
The makers of this film should be trussed. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
Pulse
Doesn't have one. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
Miami Vice
I liked this movie better when it was called Exit To Eden. (Chris May, The WOW Report)
Barnyard
The quicker this is taken to the slaughterhouse the better. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
A load of bull. (Steven Corfe, The WOW Report)
Descent
Spelunk! is the sound of this movie hitting rock bottom. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
Decent. (Jason Bryan, The WOW Report)
The Night Listener
A movie so overloaded with pointless chattering it makes My Dinner With Andre seem like Black Hawk Down. (Chris May, The WOW Report)
I listened, I heard crickets. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
Clerks II
See it with someone you want to break up with. (Chris May, The WOW Report)
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Comments
-- nosebleeds
| August 18, 2006 6:03 PM
Sorry, Y, but no. "Crashing bore" is a cliche for, you know, things that are very boring. I used it for the "crashing" part because of what happened to the towers. And although I like Morrissey OK, I like the Smiths more. Again, sorry.
-- The Editor
| August 18, 2006 6:16 PM
I really enjoy this segment of the wow report, it should be a weekly occurance
-- momorg
| August 19, 2006 12:41 PM
Sorry, Y, but no. "Crashing bore" is a cliche for, you know, things that are very boring. I used it for the "crashing" part because of what happened to the towers. And although I like Morrissey OK, I like the Smiths more. Again, sorry.
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You got the VELVET ROPE "snip" Ed. Reserved for only THE MOST EXCLUSIVE targets of my retort postings. Have some drink tickets, there's Kool-Aid in the exclusive retort mini-fridge. Help yourself - careful not to drink Nichole Richie's regurgitated lunch, and Lindsey Lohan might be cooling off a plate of fresh K in there, so watch that as well.
Of course I knew the term...but it's rarely used anymore - well, maybe I just don't hang with the most vocabulary forward bunch...but still. It's shine had worn off long ago. Which is why I was hoping upon HOPE that you were referencing MORRISSEY - I like to think he's breathed new life into it after including it as a track title on the last album.
I was also hoping that this would be the start of a "find the Morrissey/Smiths reference in Ed.'s postings" game. Alas, I was playing alone, a game that wasn't intended to exist. Does that mean I both lost and won?
YCKTR
for the record: Marr was a VERY solid 50% of that band. The solo albums have never been the same. Marr knew how to set Morrissey's existentialist dilemas to the right music; highlighting, and sometimes entirely creating the pathos, irony, camp and of course feelings of alienation present and expected in most of Morrissey lyrics. Morrissey has yet to find someone that can not only complete his thoughts the way Marr did, but pull it off with such unmatched talent.
Ok...I'm done now
-- nosebleeds
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-- hunter | September 14, 2007 6:18 AM







A crashing bore. (Stephen Saban, The WOW Report)
====snip===
Is that a Morrissey reference? Please say it is.
YCKTR
p.s. I'm of course talking about the song "This world is full of crashing bores" from the Quarry album. Duh.