Shirting the Issue

It's been over a week and, so far, Rob Schneider, a man of his word, has managed to not sign on to any new Mel Gibson projects, bless him. In fact, he's taken to wearing clothing that has the same effect on Gibson as garlic has on Dracula and kryptonite has on Superman. Marc Malkin's Insider says the Hot Chick star was spotted in LA wearing a T-shirt similar to this one from Scandal Shirts! The Hebrewesque font alone should keep Gibson at bay. The mug shot, though, everyone agrees is pretty darn cute for a mug shot.

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