The Mouth-Off Contest Reveal

It's time to announce the winners of the WOW Report's Silent Hill Mouth-Off contest, in which readers were invited to show us who they'd like to see silenced. We chose the two above, Dylan Power's Tom Cruise and Marcel IJssennagger's Silent Hillton, as dual winners because, yes, these people need to shut up for a while, but also because they looked most like the movie poster girl. To proleptically answer your question before you ask it, most of the entries were of Paris and President Bush, but we also received a couple of Cruises and a Rosie Perez, whom we haven't heard a peep out of for ages. Maggie Panyko is our runner-up with her images below of Bill O'Reilly and a shiny, silent Paris. You guys have collectible gifties on the way (please resend your mailing addresses) and we thank and e-kiss everyone else who entered.

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