April 19, 2006
WORLD! EXCLUSIVE! BABY! SURI! PHOTO!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE! The WOW Report exclusively brings you the exclusive first picture of Baby Suri! Whilst lesser websites have been wasting time speculating the multi-million price tag of the first paparazzi shot of the TomKat baby, we at the WOW Report have spent the afternoon shitting our pants in a tense bidding war with a dishevelled toothless man who knocked on our office door bearing the prized picture. We got him down to $45 and a hotdog from Scooby's in the end, and we think you'll agree it was worth every penny.
– Steven Corfe
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| April 19, 2006 8:36 PM
The kid looks a bit green. Has his father's teeth though...
-- hoity | April 20, 2006 7:25 AM
Pardon me, the above should read : 'her' father's teeth.
-- hoity | April 20, 2006 7:27 AM
The resemblance is striking - and the bird shit on the window is really gives that extra something.
I can imagine the bird was really pissed when he found out that wasn't the real Katie.