Tom Eats It Raw

It won't be quite so silent in that hospital-quality rec room at Tom's house when Katie gives birth to the spawn of Scientology. There will be the sound of Tom masticating and smacking his lips as he devours the placenta and umbilical cord, fresh from the uterus, stopping short of eating the baby itself. We know this because of Tom's continuing bulletins fed to the press, which makes us wonder if it could ever really be quiet at chez Tom, because he never shuts up. Meanwhile, it's not that unusual for a celebrity to feature plat du placenta as the special of the day, although Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster merely sprinkled their baby's placenta with tea tree oil and buried it in the yard. Meanwhile still, check out these recipes.

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