April 17, 2006
Cumming All Over Him
I'm a pretty natural guy. I don't need fancy soaps or gels when I shower. Most of the time I use freebies I get from hotels or in gift bags, unless of course I have a hangover, then I hit the bottle of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint.
But yesterday I tried a recent gift-bag item after a sweaty visit to the gym and I am telling you I smelled nastier, muskier, and funkier AFTER the shower than I did before. This is definitely a fetish body scrub to bring out your nasty essence. I searched everywhere for the "ingredients" but all I could find was "special ingredients and loads of vitamins A, C,
and E to leave your skin's natural moisture perfectly balanced" and "smelling lightly of CUMMING."
– Randy Barbato
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-- hunter | September 14, 2007 5:54 AM
-- hunter | September 14, 2007 5:54 AM
I think it may have been the combination of the the rubber (both burnt and unburnt) and the cigar that gave you that funk. this is the description of the origins of the smell of cumming.it is perhaps more specifically the smell of a scottish man cumming. I had no idea men were so manly.
"Base notes of leather, peat fire, highland mud, burnt rubber and white truffle ground the scent with rugged sensuality, while the core notes of cigar, heather, Douglas fir and rubber contribute to its sharpness. The fragrance is completed with spicy top notes of bergamot, black pepper, Scotch pine and whiskey."