Sharon Gets Reviewed

It was only a matter of time before the vulgar-mouthed Sharon Osbourne would wind up in a production of The Vagina Monologues. Currently talking twat onstage in a British mounting of the play, Ozzie's wife had a cup of soup tossed at her as she was leaving a cast party after the show. The soup – we hope it was split pea with ham – narrowly missed her and splashed instead onto photographers and her car. Girlfriend had to be restrained by security from going after the, um, tosser.

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