Posted by: Stephen Saban contact

...And a Pepsi

Officers at a local Santa Fe jail discovered Rosemary Gonzales had nestled a syringe full of heroin amid the beans, rice, cheese, and salsa in the Taco Bell burrito she was bringing to a friend in lockup. And what did she get for her good deed? She was charged with a felony and thrown in the slammer. Perhaps if she'd brought the traditional food enclosure – a file – the guards might have looked the other way. They get a kick out of that. (Smoking Gun)

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