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Britney's Math Skills

Perhaps mixing up or misunderstanding the concept of "dog years" AND ancient history, Britney Spears says in the latest ish of K9 magazine that she'd like to be buried with her dog, Lucky. "You know how the Pharaohs used to get buried with things they loved?" she says. "I want to do that with Lucky. She should be laid to rest with me when the time comes." When whose time comes? Barring any unseen tragedy, Spears should outlive the chihuahua by several if not many decades. And although she seems currently to love Lucky more than she loves her biological pup Sean Preston ("Lucky is just so cute. Mom sometimes looks after her when I'm away, but I really miss her"), the reality is that her love for animals has a short expiration date. When she sold her house in 2001, her two German shepherds and a Yorkshire terrier were included in the sale. We figure if Kevin begins to shed he'll be euthanized. (via bestweekever)

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