Posted by: Stephen Saban contact

Spotty Spottage

We're sorry, but we can't make out anything in these pictures. Supposedly, according to the folks at X17online, this is an accidental shot taken of the little and completely normal by all accounts baby Suri Cruise through a window of the TomKat manse. Frankly, we've seen more detail in night-vision photos of UFOs. We tried squinting and ignoring the obtrusive X17 imprint. Still nothing. Oh, wait....

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