Posted by: Stephen Saban contact

Cumming All Over Him

I'm a pretty natural guy. I don't need fancy soaps or gels when I shower. Most of the time I use freebies I get from hotels or in gift bags, unless of course I have a hangover, then I hit the bottle of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint.

But yesterday I tried a recent gift-bag item after a sweaty visit to the gym and I am telling you I smelled nastier, muskier, and funkier AFTER the shower than I did before. This is definitely a fetish body scrub to bring out your nasty essence. I searched everywhere for the "ingredients" but all I could find was "special ingredients and loads of vitamins A, C,
and E to leave your skin's natural moisture perfectly balanced" and "smelling lightly of CUMMING."

– Randy Barbato

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