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Thank God

WOW Report reader Adam Baran selected one question from the American Idol contestant questionnaire and tells us what the current finalists answered. God, we love it when readers know what we like. We really do.

If you win, who will you thank first?

Stevie Scott: My savior, Jesus Christ.
Paris Bennett: God.
Taylor Hicks: God.
Will Makar: God and my parents.
Melissa McGhee: God, and then my family.
Mandisa: Jesus! He's so good to me.
Kinnik Sky: God! (Of course.)
Gedeon McKinney: I will thank GOD ALMIGHTY!!!
Jose "Sway" Penala: God.
Kellie Pickler: God, Grandma, Grandpa, family, friends, and American Idol!
David Radford: God.
Elliott Yamin: God, then my Mom.
Chris Daughtry: God, then my wife, and so on and so on.
Heather Cox: My personal Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Brenna Gethers: I would thank God first, then my mom, FOX, American Idol, 19, and everyone associated with these entities.

The rest, says Baran, tongue in email, are all heathens who are going to hell for sure.

[Ed note: Why is it that musicians thank God and actors their agents?]

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