Wool You Marry Me?

Today, surreal British weddings. The country is still reeling from our biggest celeb hitch-up in years, as laughable "musician" Peter Andre and surgically enhanced model Jordon got married in a ceremony as extravagant as a Dior Homme toothpaste cozy. The picture sums up the wholly tasteful affair.

With the longest-ever train and that massive cake, it was always going to be hard to beat, but it looks as if someone's already done it. Next month, London plays host to the world's first ever knitted wedding. Everything is woven, from the confetti to the cake. The veil itself is knitted by machines on wheels during the ceremony, so the train gets longer and longer as the day goes on. The stakes are set.

– Tim Hancock

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