September 30, 2005
The St. James Version
On Tuesday, I was a guest on The Queer Edge with Jack E Jet. The world, as I see it, is divided into two types of people: Jack E Jet fanatics, and the rest of the world who has no idea who Jack E Jet is. Which is everyone who doesn't live in Texas, Canada, or on the East Coast. Which are the only places that get the Q network. Jack E, just so you know, is a total madman. His show can't really be described, so I'm not even going to try. You just have to experience it for yourself.
I was on the show with my good friend, future icon Lenore Claire, who brought with her a "special friend." Lenore has VERY LARGE BREASTS, you see, and tends to wear a lot of high heels and patent leather and, as a result, has many very strange fans. She arrived with Bobby Trample, a really cute muscle guy who's heavy into the trampling scene. Yes, you heard me. He likes to get trampled on. It's all the rage, apparently. The next big thing in sex, darling. So we did the interview while trampling on him. And we had everyone else in the studio trample on him too. Apparently this got him rock hard. Isn't that fantastic? I sometimes like when fat, black men lie on top of me, so I wonder if this is related, fetishwise? I just thought I'd throw that out there.
Also on the show: Dan from The Real World, who was absolutely adorable, Mini-Kiss, and a superhero whose power is that he can climb on people (you don't want to know). Pics after the jump.
(Photo: James with Lenore and Mini-Kiss – and they're not kneeling!)
– James St. James
(Photos from top to bottom: Dan from The Real World Miami and James; James and a trannie superhero; Bobby Trample, James, and a hustler from Spotlight)
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Comments
-- bigfan | September 30, 2005 1:19 PM
Oh.My.God. James, you look positively luminous! I love Dan, he is a sweetheart and I read his blog all the time.
-- Liz | September 30, 2005 1:23 PM
mmmm.... trample
nothing beats stilettos damn near penetrating your chest and abdomen, back and behind
-- mannequeen1984 | September 30, 2005 1:26 PM
The trannie superhero intrigues me... What is it that he does that I don't want to know about? ...My curiousity is getting the better of me.
God. I love that jacket!
-- BioMechMoose | September 30, 2005 1:31 PM
You look stunning in those pictures, as always.
-- Jenne | September 30, 2005 1:38 PM
Thank you James for coming on the show with me. You were absolutely hilarious and as everyone who saw you on AMNTM now knows, you deserve your own show.
I still can't believe that hustler gave you the number to the bar....shady!
xo
Lenora (with an "a")
-- Lenora | September 30, 2005 1:38 PM
James now that you're a network star and almost a pulitzer prize winner you need a few extra photo faces. Maybe Tyra(nt) can sort you out.
-- PS I love you | September 30, 2005 1:51 PM
MY CHIN ITCHES!! AND I WANT TO DO YOU!
-- Courtney Shur | September 30, 2005 2:13 PM
I hope Dan from the real world has his drinking under control. How is that modeling career going? Still mad at that mexican chick who opened your letter with your proofs in em? I pray for all my real worlders.
Tami, if you are reading this, please know I will always support you and your girl group. Jaw wired shut, abortions, being dragged naked across the carpet, etc.
-- reese | September 30, 2005 2:43 PM
OMG! Is no one going to mention James' look of mortification with that trannie? That is too much! Through his teeth- "Get you hands off my ass."
-- jsj | September 30, 2005 2:59 PM
james, you are SO RIGHT. trampling is the latest thing. and STOMPING. that's "fun".
-- jordanprances | September 30, 2005 2:59 PM
Maybe (hopefully) he's changed, BUT, I met Dan approx. 6 years ago in DC - he's wasn't unfriendly so much as he was just full of himself. I mean, it's DC, so I wasn't that phased - most of the dumb queens there SWEAR they're "a-list." Anyway, He went around introducing himself by saying, "Hi, I'm dan from the real world." A little creepy.
But hey, people change...sometimes...
And as always James, great images - you should think about mugging for the camera a bit more. You've got good face - use it.
-- you can't kill the rooster | September 30, 2005 3:00 PM
who HASN'T met dan from the real world?
-- jordanprances | September 30, 2005 4:10 PM
who HASN'T met dan from the real world?
-- jordanprances | September 30, 2005 4:10 PM
who HASN'T met dan from the real world?
====snip===
You sniveling little climber - I wasn't bragging.
-- Anonymous | September 30, 2005 10:06 PM
I wish you two would just do it and get it over with...
-- jsj | October 1, 2005 8:31 AM
James, have you heard? Madonna is coming out with an all-dance recored this November (Confessions On A Dance Floor). Be sure to pick it up, it will be Madonna doing what she does best..getting people to get up & shake their groove thang. First single 'Hung Up' due to hit radio in October.
XOXOX Smooches
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| October 1, 2005 5:03 PM
who isn't a climber these days?
-- jordanprances | October 1, 2005 5:06 PM
James, have you heard? Madonna is coming out with an all-dance recored this November (Confessions On A Dance Floor). Be sure to pick it up, it will be Madonna doing what she does best..getting people to get up & shake their groove thang. First single 'Hung Up' due to hit radio in October.
XOXOX Smooches
=====snip=====
I thought stealing aesthethic and bitching was what she does best...my bad...
-- Anonymous | October 1, 2005 5:21 PM
don't EVER insult madonna.
-- jordanprances | October 1, 2005 5:45 PM
Madonna? Who's she? Oh you mean that old freakish hag that can't sing? Isn't she dead YET? Her career sure is...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 1, 2005 5:48 PM
gosh. James, you look delicious.
(and rooster: thanks for making me smile.)
-- Laura Palmer | October 1, 2005 6:27 PM
"I wish you two would just do it and get it over with..." ~jsj
OMG! Wouldn't that be the best? They (Roo & JordanPrances) could fight here and makeup later (with photos of course). You guys would make a hot couple!
-- Liz | October 1, 2005 7:13 PM
JAmes you are such a beautiful slut!
-- medea | October 1, 2005 9:02 PM
"I wish you two would just do it and get it over with..." ~jsj
OMG! Wouldn't that be the best? They (Roo & JordanPrances) could fight here and makeup later (with photos of course). You guys would make a hot couple!
===snip===
I have zero interest in anyone under the age of 35 - I like men, not boys.
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 1, 2005 10:28 PM
Oh, that's right. He has to be "taken care of". Being kept is so easy isn't it. So convenient.
-- jsj | October 2, 2005 6:51 AM
Oh, that's right. He has to be "taken care of". Being kept is so easy isn't it. So convenient.
===snip===
Has nothing to do with being kept - money or no money, I'm just not attracted to younger guys. They don't seem "done" yet to me. I dated someone my age once - it was mind-numbingly boring.
Don't be so fucking jealous - it's not a good color on you.
-- Anonymous | October 2, 2005 7:20 AM
Oh, nevermind, I'm just in a bad mood.
But I do wonder, why is that older man interested in you? What is his motivation?
-- jsj | October 2, 2005 7:51 AM
Oh, nevermind, I'm just in a bad mood.
But I do wonder, why is that older man interested in you? What is his motivation?
===snip===
He's only 40, and I'm 30 - it's not like I'm with some 70yo reptile.
-- Anonymous | October 2, 2005 8:21 AM
You said you were 29, so I guess Happy Birthday. You said you've dated other people your age and they don't seem "done", do you think you're "done"?
-- jsj | October 2, 2005 9:18 AM
older men can be VERY GENEROUS. and he calls ME a whore.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 9:52 AM
I don't think he's a whore... Let me say this again. I don't think Rooster is a whore.
-- jsj | October 2, 2005 10:43 AM
he and i are one and the same. but he pretends to be dating the old men.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 11:37 AM
WHERES MY PIC????? Huh????
-- UrethraFranklin | October 2, 2005 3:49 PM
he and i are one and the same. but he pretends to be dating the old men.
===snip==
Let me illustrate the difference between you and me - and mind you, this is not the ONLY difference, thank god.
You date "older men" for about 60 mins - or at least as long as it takes to get to the ATM. I've been with mine for 6 YEARS...yes, years.
Pick your chin off the floor and respect bitch.
PS. I remember where and with whom I slept last night...how about you? Didn't think so.
Don't EVER make the mistake of thinking we have ANYTHING in common snowflake...
-- Anonymous | October 2, 2005 5:43 PM
You said you were 29, so I guess Happy Birthday. You said you've dated other people your age and they don't seem "done", do you think you're "done"?
===snip===
Not even close...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 2, 2005 5:46 PM
SOMETIMES, ROOSTER, WE DO THINGS OUT OF DESPERATION. and then you get trapped. but whatever, i'm not complaining. but don't judge.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 5:53 PM
SOMETIMES, ROOSTER, WE DO THINGS OUT OF DESPERATION. and then you get trapped. but whatever, i'm not complaining. but don't judge.
==snip===
Tell you what - you don't pretend to know my story, and I won't pretend to know yours...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 2, 2005 5:56 PM
but you pretend to know everyone's story.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 6:18 PM
Oh my goodness! James your skin is radiant. You are positively glowing. I’m so jealous. And I’m only 23. You fabulous bastard! I must know your secret.
-- Evie | October 2, 2005 6:52 PM
but you pretend to know everyone's story.
===snip===
Yeah, and I'm usually motherfucking right dickface. This shit is an skill - honed to a fine point through years of practice. I can read fuckers like a comic book at this point.
Put in the work, and one day, just fucking maybe, you can be like me.
I doubt it though...
holla'
-- Anonymous | October 2, 2005 7:17 PM
I can read fuckers like a comic book at this point.
YCKTR
-----------------------------
Oh, please, I doubt that. There are generalities that one MIGHT be able to make that may be close, but you don't really ever completely know anyone- especially over a message board. Honestly, anyone can be ANYONE.
-- jsj | October 2, 2005 7:24 PM
Oh, please, I doubt that. There are generalities that one MIGHT be able to make that may be close, but you don't really ever completely know anyone- especially over a message board. Honestly, anyone can be ANYONE.
===snip===
I've been doing this way too long not to be able to read between the fucking lines. Case in point - I nailed you for an underpaid retail queen almost immediately.
Nuance, motherfucker, nuance - the real shit is in the details...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 2, 2005 7:28 PM
i'd kill myself if i ever ended up like you. OLD AND MEAN AND BITTER.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 7:30 PM
i'd kill myself if i ever ended up like you. OLD AND MEAN AND BITTER.
===snip===
Not to worry snowflake - someone like YOU, couldn't possibly end up like someone like ME. Not even maybe, not even perhaps...
Keep doing drugs and letting strange men fuck you every night and I assure you, growing old won't be an issue for you...
-- Anonymous | October 2, 2005 7:38 PM
i'd rather die young then end up old and desperate for attention like you.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 8:01 PM
i'd rather die young then end up old and desperate for attention like you.
==snip==
Carry on then...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 2, 2005 8:06 PM
gladly. mwah!
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 8:15 PM
OK boys!!! Thats enough for one night!! Now send me the pic!! PLEASE!!
-- UrethraFranklin | October 2, 2005 8:37 PM
I agree - that was getting a little petty, even for me.
What is your email address again UF?
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 2, 2005 8:38 PM
melchauv@hotmail.com
-- UrethraFranklin | October 2, 2005 8:42 PM
sent you 5 wonderful pictures - one is of myself - but please don't laugh. It's from last winter and taken after a few days of partying with my friend vince in NYC - oh what a trainwreck I was.
Grim reminder of why I don't do that shit anymore...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 2, 2005 8:51 PM
blah, blah, blah.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 9:14 PM
taunting me? Or just spitting out last night's profits? I thought for sure you were a swallower...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 2, 2005 9:31 PM
rooster, SEE WHAT YOU DO IN THE MIDDLE OF A FINANCIAL CRISIS. all my money, all my savings, disappeared a year ago. i had to do something.
-- jordanprances | October 2, 2005 10:00 PM
Get a job. Retain a little self respect!! Do anything but hang out in bars everynight.. Geez, dont you have a mother? Listen to her. You are a lost soul because you want to be Jordan!! You absolutly need some prozac.. You are way too self distructive, this makes you a danger to society.
Stop being such a selfish child.
-- MachineGunShelly | October 3, 2005 2:19 AM
I've been doing this way too long not to be able to read between the fucking lines. Case in point - I nailed you for an underpaid retail queen almost immediately.
YCKTR
---------------------------
Sorry to burst your bubble, darling, but you haven't got me pegged quite yet.
-- jsj | October 3, 2005 3:25 AM
so marry me?
-- katy | October 3, 2005 9:47 AM
rooster, SEE WHAT YOU DO IN THE MIDDLE OF A FINANCIAL CRISIS. all my money, all my savings, disappeared a year ago. i had to do something.
==snip===
Something tells me Jordan's lost "fortune" could be found with one strong sneeze...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 10:50 AM
Rooster "ALLS" you need is one good punch to the baby maker - one good blow to help you get all that hot wind out. That is all you are, hot wind. STFU and take your interbattles somewhere else. You keep calling Jordan a fucked up child, but to all of us it seems like you are obsessed with the kid. Leave it alone cock lick. Or atleast say something important... woops, impossible for you. Mother Fucker get ===snippy=== with me and I will knock you the fuck out.
ps if you want to call someone out on grammer, better not make a grammer mistake yourself - motherfucker.
-- TUCKERMAXX | October 3, 2005 12:20 PM
Rooster "ALLS" you need is one good punch to the baby maker - one good blow to help you get all that hot wind out. That is all you are, hot wind. STFU and take your interbattles somewhere else. You keep calling Jordan a fucked up child, but to all of us it seems like you are obsessed with the kid. Leave it alone cock lick. Or atleast say something important... woops, impossible for you. Mother Fucker get ===snippy=== with me and I will knock you the fuck out.
ps if you want to call someone out on grammer, better not make a grammer mistake yourself - motherfucker.
===snip===
Did I touch a nerve fuckface? Nothing like the smell of dipshit meltdown in the afternoon.
BTW, your blog is a total piece of shit - If I fed my dog a box of crayons, I'm certain he could shit a better website than yours...
BTW, you shouldn't let someone that's "full of hot air" get you so upset...
That's alls I have to say...
YCKTR
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 12:36 PM
P.S. Grammar even...retard.
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 12:39 PM
ps if you want to call someone out on grammer, better not make a grammer mistake yourself - motherfucker.
-----------------------Tuckermaxx
Twice! FanTAStic!
-- jsj | October 3, 2005 3:35 PM
You queer boys need to kiss and makeup. Doesn't the sick & boring world of heterosexuality give you girls enough shit? Don't shit on one another too.
-- Liz | October 3, 2005 4:17 PM
You queer boys need to kiss and makeup. Doesn't the sick & boring world of heterosexuality give you girls enough shit? Don't shit on one another too.
===snip===
So wait, just because we're gay we're supposed to link arms an support one another regardless of the issue or our genuine opinion? Fuck that shit.
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 4:45 PM
Honey, there's PLENTY of kissing and make-up in the queer life...
-- jsj | October 3, 2005 5:02 PM
Soo fuckin boring...
-- GYPSY | October 3, 2005 5:07 PM
Soo fuckin boring...
===snip===
There's the fucking door twat...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 5:11 PM
Soo fuckin boring...
------------------------GYPSY
Darling, come over here and pull up a seat. What exactly do you propose would be more entertaining? We won't actually DO it, but come now Sweetie, whisper a few ideas in jsj's ear.
-- jsj | October 3, 2005 5:19 PM
so wow. i had no idea this existed. i was just googling random things, actually i was about to order disco bloodbath..and i came upon this. how exciting. i love watching people argue online, it seems so fruitless. i especially enjoy the fact that tucker max is on here..i was just on that site. james you look awesome. keep it up kids..and please don't yell at me for anything i said here. ::cowers::
-- penny lane | October 3, 2005 7:30 PM
so wow. i had no idea this existed. i was just googling random things, actually i was about to order disco bloodbath..and i came upon this. how exciting. i love watching people argue online, it seems so fruitless. i especially enjoy the fact that tucker max is on here..i was just on that site. james you look awesome. keep it up kids..and please don't yell at me for anything i said here. ::cowers::
---snip---
Tuckermaxx is a fucking cubscout - a premie, a zygote. Everything he knows, he learned from the masterful teachings of the motherfucking rooster bitch...
YCKTR
STILL king of the drive-by bitchslap...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 7:37 PM
i didn't say i LIKED it, i just said i was on it. i found it slightly juvenile myself, entertaining for a short while. i'm glad you're confident in your superiority over everyone else.::shakes hand:: good luck with that darling.
-- penny lane | October 3, 2005 8:07 PM
didn't say i LIKED it, i just said i was on it. i found it slightly juvenile myself, entertaining for a short while. i'm glad you're confident in your superiority over everyone else.::shakes hand:: good luck with that darling.
---snip----
so far, good.
By the way - I snapped this picture for Jordan today. Check it yo.
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 8:12 PM
BTW - it's supposed to be funny, not necessarily an insult.
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 3, 2005 8:14 PM
"So wait, just because we're gay we're supposed to link arms an support one another regardless of the issue or our genuine opinion? Fuck that shit." ~ Roo
Come on Roo, thats not what I'm saying, but I am sayng how important is it? Example: certain "fans" felt the need to diss James about his TV appearence. It's just as easy to uplift people as it is to tear them down. We are all allowed to have varing points of view, but it's HOW we say things that separates us. Experience has taught me the softer and gentler I speak the more my voice is heard.
-- Anonymous | October 3, 2005 9:13 PM
That's right, honey.
-- jordanprances | October 3, 2005 9:27 PM
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya...
-- jsj | October 4, 2005 3:46 AM
Don't get smart jsj! I'm surprised you did'nt to the Springer chant...Go To Oprah, Go To Oprah! hehe
-- Liz | October 4, 2005 8:39 AM
Come on Roo, thats not what I'm saying, but I am sayng how important is it? Example: certain "fans" felt the need to diss James about his TV appearence. It's just as easy to uplift people as it is to tear them down. We are all allowed to have varing points of view, but it's HOW we say things that separates us. Experience has taught me the softer and gentler I speak the more my voice is heard.
===snip===
Jesus, what fucking fairy tale are you living in? Let me guess, if you work REALLY hard you can be ANYTHING, even president, right?
Please ask your doctor to decrease your dosage motherfucker...
Your side lost hippie. In the real world, the asshole with the louder voice and larger set of balls ALWAYS wins out...
YCKTR
So sayeth the motherfucking rooster, so sayeth the motherfucking flock...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 4, 2005 10:22 AM
Sorry, but once again I bat my eyelashes at Roo's comment. Its a "punch or get punched" world out there. I have found that no one really likes me, but they respect me. I really dont care either way, but when your a female in a male dominated world, you gotta do what you gotta do. And most of the time that means tellin some redneck off, then so be it!! After a few decades, you learn to do it thoughly and tactfully!!!
-- MachineGunShelly | October 4, 2005 2:24 PM
Roo- Don't count us hippies out yet. Your side isn't doing a terrific job of late in case you haven't noticed.
-- Liz | October 4, 2005 2:32 PM
In life, you don't have to be an ass. All you need is just a few words mixed with the right amount of sarcasm. This allows you to say very little while communicating EVERYTHING.
-- jsj | October 4, 2005 3:09 PM
Thank you jsj.... You're a very polite ball puncher.. As I am on the subject of politeness, might I invite Miss Liz to eat my personal pelt?
-- MachineGunShelly | October 4, 2005 3:14 PM
Personal pelt? *shudders*
-- Liz | October 4, 2005 4:24 PM
LMAO----ALLS I have to say is I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN MISSING THIS SHIT!!! Hmmmm...is that grammER correct?? Hope so!!! *shakes head in disbelief* KISSES guys!!
-- UrethraFranklin | October 4, 2005 6:20 PM
In life, you don't have to be an ass. All you need is just a few words mixed with the right amount of sarcasm. This allows you to say very little while communicating EVERYTHING.
===snip===
I have to agree with Gap employee #21345 on this one. Telling someone to fuck off without actually saying "fuck off" is a lost, but VERY useful art.
I'm not very good at it - so fuck off motherfuckers...
-- Anonymous | October 4, 2005 7:27 PM
Thank you jsj.... You're a very polite ball puncher.. As I am on the subject of politeness, might I invite Miss Liz to eat my personal pelt?
====snip====
Holy fuck, my little grasshopper is learning to fly.
Personal pelt - I almost spit snapple on the screen on that one. You're daddy's favorite evil bitch.
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 4, 2005 7:29 PM
James, I am Bobby trample! (actually my name is matt). Had a great time, thanks again for trampling me!! Get together a group and let's do it again!! Hope all is well, I am busy getting trampled! matt 310-849-4229
the show was a blast!!!!
-- bobby trample | October 5, 2005 4:42 PM
Can I trample you? I've got a great pair of golf shoes I'd like to break in...
-- you can't kill the rooster | October 5, 2005 4:49 PM
With his eyes skyward, Bobby trample puts his forefinger to his chin, taps slowly, and ponders the question, 'The spikes. Are they plastic or metal?'
-- jsj | October 5, 2005 7:53 PM
Always up for any trample adventures. The larger the group and more intense the better! E-mail me!! You can trample me too!! amtt
310-849-4229
-- bobby trample | October 6, 2005 12:27 PM
Always up for any trample adventures. The larger the group and more intense the better! E-mail me!! You can trample me too!!
310-849-4229
-- bobby trample | October 6, 2005 12:28 PM
Oooh, bobby trample you are fierce
-- Anonymous | October 7, 2005 11:48 AM
From a flouncing clown to a hairless Morticia Adams in only two days - James you are amazing!