September 29, 2005
Anatomy of a Charlize Theron Fan
Have you ever wondered what a Charlize Theron Fan looks like? I often have, and set about today at Charlize's Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony trying to answer that very question. A Charlize Theron Fan falls into one of four main categories:
1. Faggots. (Loved Charlize in The Cider House Rules)
2. Serial killers. (Loved Charlize in Monster)
3. Lookalikes. (Ditching work at Grauman's next door)
4. German tourists. ("Karleez who?")
– Steven Corfe
Related entries:
- Of Interest: Monkey See Edition: Sarah Jessica Parker in a PhilipTreacy topper...
- Quote Unquote: "I have never been so shocked, hurt,...
- Jodie Foster Outs Self, Dumps Partner: In December, at a Women in Entertainment...
- Sean Penn Opens Cannes of Worms: France, once the smokingest country in the...
- Quote Unquote: "I don't have a candidate I'm supporting...
Comments
-- Jim | September 29, 2005 2:59 PM
Unbelievable that you would even post this. Tried your site out for the first time today, waste of time. Not funny. Perez and d-listed so much funnier! This is LAME.
-- Anonymous | September 29, 2005 5:07 PM
Unbelievable that you would even post this. Tried your site out for the first time today, waste of time. Not funny. Perez and d-listed so much funnier! This is LAME. What are you going to use next, the N word in another lame joke or how about you throw in an Ethiopian joke. LAME FUCKING HATERS for even posting this shit.
-- Anonymous | September 29, 2005 5:10 PM
Unbelievable that you would even post this. Tried your site out for the first time today, waste of time. Not funny. Perez and d-listed so much funnier! This is LAME. What are you going to use next, the N word in another lame joke or how about you throw in an Ethiopian joke. LAME FUCKING HATERS for even posting this shit.
====snip======
seriously - it used to be different. The content has taken a real nosedive in the last few weeks. Hopefully it'll come around again. Of course SOME people around would need to scrap their high handed ways...
-- you can't kill the rooster | September 29, 2005 5:35 PM
this piece is hilarious. if you don't know, now you know.
-- wow supporter | September 29, 2005 5:54 PM
who's the negative nancy that keeps posting these comments? someone call the waahmbulance.
-- Anonymous | September 29, 2005 6:05 PM
this piece is hilarious. if you don't know, now you know.
====snip===
I wouldn't call it hilarious. Chuckle punctuated with a sigh, perhaps. But not hilarious.
-- you can't kill the rooster | September 29, 2005 6:10 PM
Wow, you're really nit-picking the comments. Did you really just sit there and refresh the page to see who else posted?
-- Anonymous | September 29, 2005 6:11 PM
Steven Corfe is absolutely fabulous! If only he had some sunscreen on hand at the time to give to poor Charlize.
-- Anonymous | September 29, 2005 6:12 PM
Wow, you're really nit-picking the comments. Did you really just sit there and refresh the page to see who else posted?
====snip===
just trying to give a little CPR to the comments section - which is swirling the bowl rather quickly in the last week or so...
and proving a point...
-- you can't kill the rooster | September 29, 2005 6:32 PM
looks like charlize caught the sun.
-- fenton | September 29, 2005 6:56 PM
^^^ROO you forgot to add... MOTHERFUCKER!!
*flashes shit eating grin*
-- UrethraFranklin | September 29, 2005 7:09 PM
Imagine all four rolled in one. I think it'd look like this.
(Oh, nevermind, you can't see the link)