OMG!!! I cannot wait to see this!!! I was just bitching yesterday about the fact that you need your own damn show!!! YAY!!! This is the happiest I have been in a whole month!!! YAY!! Im gonna go dance around crazily now!! KISSES!! WOO HOO!!

Richie is going to be SO jealous.

I remember the time you were on Ricki Lake, judging weaves - you looked great, but a little nervous. Thought you did great overall though -and those hairdos were unbeWEAVEable.

Just remember, they chose you for a good reason.

I'll be watching.

holy hell *faints*
America's Next Top Model... oh my... that show is a jump start on next season's fashions, within two months they'll be more and more little james st. jameses just prancing about

FINALLY!!!!! They'll realize the power of the James!!!! THEN you'll get your own show!

*wipes brown poo-poo stain from nose*
I'll be there, and it takes a lot to get me to stay awake past 8!!!!!

"UnbeWEAVEable"--OMG!!Rooster have you lost your frickin mind!! LMAO

And BTW my love--richi's been on this show before--hmmm--was it season 1??--i cant recall.

JAMES is the bestest EVER!! Still dancing!!

"UnbeWEAVEable"--OMG!!Rooster have you lost your frickin mind!! LMAO

And BTW my love--richi's been on this show before--hmmm--was it season 1??--i cant recall.

JAMES is the bestest EVER!! Still dancing!!

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To lose something is to imply that you actually possesed it at some point. I haven't seen my sanity in years - I don't even remember what it was wearing when it went missing...

Richie, may have been on the show, but I bet he can't work a FEZ as well as James.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We dont have UPN programming yet!!! OMG!!!
What am i gonna do?? I have to see this!!! FEMA are your reading this?? Hurricane victim in NEED of assistance RIGHT HERE!!!! Fuck!!

^^^Suddenly stops dancing.

Oh! Oh God! Oh God!

I HAVE to see that!

I'll be sure to Tivo and tape it simultaneously.

Clog the message boards? I'd do much more than that to get you a series of your own.

Judging another contest, eh? Let's hope you didn't say anything too revealing in the bathroom this time.

I'll tape it for you Uree. I'll sail in on my sequin coffin and deliver it personal like!!!
Got Ya covered!! HEAR THAT FEMA!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Thank you Shells Bells!!! May the ROOSTER bed you for one brief fling!! YAY!!! Im dancing again!!! WOO HOO!! can you hear my feet gliding across the laminate floor? LOL GIDDY GIDDY GIDDLES!!! Uree with the GIDDLES is a scary thing!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Thank you Shells Bells!!! May the ROOSTER bed you for one brief fling!! YAY!!! Im dancing again!!! WOO HOO!! can you hear my feet gliding across the laminate floor? LOL GIDDY GIDDY GIDDLES!!! Uree with the GIDDLES is a scary thing!!

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Holy shit - death by cutesyness

Congrats honey! We must start a drinking game!

James,
congratulations, you'll be beautiful, bunny.

I think I tinkled at that post.

Oh, I was totally nervous this time too, Roo. In the first part, more so than the judging section. You'll see. That's why I'm not going to watch. I'll get a copy of it, so I can fast-forward through the cringe-y parts. That and I was really fat and it was before I did my Proleyne injections in my face, so I'm all craggy. Yeesh.

Oh, I was totally nervous this time too, Roo. In the first part, more so than the judging section. You'll see. That's why I'm not going to watch. I'll get a copy of it, so I can fast-forward through the cringe-y parts. That and I was really fat and it was before I did my Proleyne injections in my face, so I'm all craggy. Yeesh.

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I'm sure you look great James - don't forget, producers (tap you to do these things for a good reason. They aren't in the business of hiring shaky talent - particularly ANTM.

You should really give yourself more credit - you've come a long way since the days of bloody wedding dresses and space spider hairdos - not that those looks weren't worthy.

This is a moment of great, all-encompassing cultural portent.

James- Isaac Mizrahti is going to have a show on the Style channel and not YOU!?!?! I'm really ready to take a hostage but I do feel slightly valided now. I will be watching and taping so UREE- I got your back!! ;)

Oops- valided*

~L.

validated*

~L.

I think warhol would title that, "Retard three times."

^^^I love you LIZ but ROO LMAO!!!

Oooooo - I can't wait - I'm going to put on my dress. my heels. my wig. my new Kryolan glitter lipstick. and no one will be able to tear me from the tube or my spicy chicharrones! *claps hands*

^^^I love you LIZ but ROO LMAO!!!

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Gosh - people seem to enjoy my bullshit - and I'm not even following that blog bitch's rules for posting comments.

Stick with me my cherished diciples, and I will lead you to the promised land - where motherfucker, shit, fuck, holy fuck, and genital punch requests are more than just abusive language...they are a way of life.

I'll be outside, walking on water. Call me iMoses motherfuckers...

Tell them about your fabulous turban idea. Maybe it'll catch on. I know I've got mine...

This is HORRIBLE!! I DON'T HAVE CABLE!!! sniff, sniff... My dog ATE my remote control, so now I can't tape anything at all even if I DID have it... Good GOD, I'm going to miss EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need RECAPS people! Wednesday night, someone needs to write out a transcript!!! Stenographers!! Is there a stenographer in the house??

ok iMoses--where are my pics??

I was so shook up at the thoughts of James crossing over(that and a broken keyboard)to mainstream media I can't type!! :(

jsj--i have peeps recording it for me--im sure i can send it to ya when im done!! i owe you that much after the disgusting mistake i made tonight!! KISSES

James, darling, you are marvelous! I can't wait until wed. night. I'm wet with anticipation. Seriously, I'll have to wring out my panties. I found this site quite by accident and I'm sooooo glad that I did. Oh, by the way, love the fez. But to see you in a turban...
to quote prince,"you sexy mother fucker!"

Urethra- Thank you, darling!

"ok iMoses--where are my pics??"~UrethraFranklin

Roo are you going to make your one and only fan BEG? Is that anyway too treat a lady? Oops,I guess you wouldn't know would you? :D

Ok...keeping this short and sweet - as this section supposed to be about james - it's his time to shine.

Liz, you only serve to solidify my commitment to all things non-female. You, my dear, are penis kryptonite...

UF - I took some pics from puppy play group this weekend. I will send them to you thursday or friday - remind me.

This is HORRIBLE!! I DON'T HAVE CABLE!!! sniff, sniff... My dog ATE my remote control, so now I can't tape anything at all even if I DID have it... Good GOD, I'm going to miss EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need RECAPS people! Wednesday night, someone needs to write out a transcript!!! Stenographers!! Is there a stenographer in the house??

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Jesus, even poor people have fucking cable. Time to put in some overtime at the gap.

puppy play group Roo??????

Oh ok now I get it, you're one of those. *gag, barf* And you talk about me!? Hehehe

ANYWAY.........

Let's flood their message board with comments about how great James was on the show. He is way better than "supermodel" Janice Dickerson any day. James should do a Surreal Life as well!

One of those what? One of those people that actually takes care of their pet's physical AND mental health. Dogs are pack animals - if they aren't exposed to groups of other dogs, they get depressed. Thus, I socialize my dog.

wtf?

Jesus, even poor people have fucking cable. Time to put in some overtime at the gap.
YCKTR
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Ohhhh! Good one Roo! Bet that one took all TWO of your brain cells. I don't have cable because I don't watch much tv. I have better things to do. However, I'll admit, at times like this I wish I did have cable.

Well, you're only 20 or 30 folded cargo pants away from it jsj - how bad do you want it?

I will reitterate...a great (albeit unintentional) birthday present from the folks at UPN! You go James!

By the by, I finished the Warhol book!

I like the exclamation mark a little too much today!

ANTM is my favorite show, and now that James is going to be on it...

I can't wait. :)

I'm sure you'll be fabulous, dear.

THAT IS ONE FOR TAPING. JAMES MAKE SURE TO BE MEAN & YOURSELF TO THOSE GIRLS. PLEASE!!!!

Ummmm and when will this be shown in freakin' Germany??? I need help here people. OMG what am I going to do? I need a James fix and fast!!! Hello, someone, anyone, Uree, Evil, Roo guys heeeellllppppp!!!!!

OMG! My 2 favorite things on one show in one night! I'm sure you'll be fine - how could you not? You are the bestest! Love you sweetie.

BB--dont worry hon--well work it out--youll get a copy--I PROMISE!!

love ya, James!! can't wait to see it!!

THAT IS ONE FOR TAPING. JAMES MAKE SURE TO BE MEAN & YOURSELF TO THOSE GIRLS. PLEASE!!!!

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Maria, we have to discuss this in depth on Thursday. :) Or Wednesday night.

I think James should do an episode of Law & Order. He could play a cut throat attorney, or someone who offs his business partner, or a stalking victim! Yay!

I'm taping this ep for sure. It needs to be saved for posterity.

I simply...cannot...wait! This will be recorded, and saved...forever!

fuckin A James, you rock all ass to the floor...

the first phone call i made today was to tell my roommate that the fabulous james st. james was going to be on our absolute favorite show. i can hardly contain my excitement! i'm so looking forward to the show and your update!!!

Something seems to spring to mind about World domination...

Well, you're only 20 or 30 folded cargo pants away from it jsj - how bad do you want it?

YCKTR
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SO cutting edge...

OK, so who is the ex club kid in casting? because so far i have seen rebecca field, danilo, mathu anderson, richie rich, and now james...not that i am complaining, but can't we just cut out the middleman and get our own show already?

Jenne has made me fall absolutely in love with James St. James. And that is a compliment.I don't fall in love easily, darling. Can't wait to see it...expecting nothing but fabulousity :)

It's hard not to fall in love with him. ;) Now we just have to get Joey to.

True, true. Fabulous people = irresistable. Joey is far too jealous of him. I bet he secretly turned his closet into a JSJ and Richie Rich shrine. If so, he totally stole my idea, that whore.

Haha. Maybe I should take the link for this thread off my site so he doesn't read us talking about this on here?

wow- i'm so excited james! but what? a dress? i don't think i quite understand..in any case i am SO looking forward to it! YAY!!!
PS-i think you should watch it, but that's just me and i can totally understand why you wouldn't

OMFG! YOU WERE SO HOT! I WAS SQUEALING I WAS SO EXCITED!

Oh, and is Kim that hot in person?

Oooh! My sis just called me and said she JUST saw you!...unfortunatly I lost my signal so cant watch the show! But I got her to tape it, so it's all good.....can't wait to watch!
Luv'z you!

I'm watching you right now on America's Next top Model. You're amazing! Fabulous!

James - I loved it- you are still fabulous at forty! When are you getting your own show??

You were gorgeous, James! I loved the dress and you didn't look bad at all in the natural light!

The other judges didn't give you hardly any time in the spotlight!

You need a show of your own. Post haste!

Did you and Twiggy fight over that dress?

oh... my... god...

only you could rock that outfit, which you totally did... hopefully you put the female type into place with that presence

... i'm smitten...

That episode made me sooo sad....Because, your only on for one episode =( They should replace Miss J with James, thats for sure.

Du bist kunst dahling. Absolutely fabulous.

My favourite line?

"Some girls don't have a bad side...SHE does" Hahaha. You were bitch-o-riffic darling. The eye makeup was superb, as always.

James you looked amazing. That shirt you were wearing at the judging, i loved it.

I missed a lot of the show because I was so in awe of you, James, I couldn't focus on what else was going on during it. You looked amazing, darling.

And I was laughing at what you said about Coryn trying to look like Beyonce, but looking like Rupaul instead. It went along perfectly with the rumor my friend mentioned to me earlier, about Coryn actually being a man.

You were amazing tonight. Absolutely stunning! You need to be a permanent judge. Or they need to give you your own show.

GIVE JAMES HIS OWN SHOW!!! Jeez--the masses have spoken!!!

We just watched the episode, did a little googling, wound up here, and discovered that we were James St. James fans all along and didn't even know it...

Amazing. Fabulous. Superb. LOVED IT!

I hate orange. Truely, I do. But, Honey, you rocked that outfit. Nobody could do it but you. Congrats! My only complaint is that it wasn't Jenne and I that you were chasing down the street with a megaphone :)

Ohhh, but we can dream, Jess. ;)

Excellent show tonight James, congratulations and you wear it well!

So I *loved* the show--don't talk shit on the dress, I thought you worked it! I read on Perez Hilton that one chick with the eyebrows is a man...hear anything interesting? What the hell is Tyra like? I'm just waiting for the news to come out that she's a coke whore too....

you are darling.

yaz pistachio

WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED you,..We sat clapping and cheering you on, did you here us up here in S.F.????

You were great, so far we loved the "Downtown Ariel Shot, Spin" the best THAT WAS HOT!!!! OMG you should get some good dates,..very memorable and I just can't tell you how proud I was of you tonight,..I had lots of folks watch who've heard me speak of your writing, and they just thought you were so original and VERY entertaining.....:) Larger than life.
So proud so proud. I'll bet your family is giddy!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, you're on your way!!!! I wish it kept going,..like a good Cre'me Brulee, we wished there was more.... Wished there was MUCH more!!!

-gasp- flipping through the channles and there is the most beautiful man! James! on america's next top model AY! I wanted to yell and tell someone...
but no one in my family knows who he is...
but it's ok i'll tell everyone i know about it tomorrow.

I actually went to the icky commons room in my dorm to see you on the tv, it was worth it! Great Job!

OMG James you looked so fabulous. I just wished that they would have given you more of the spot light. The other judges were hogging it up. You do most definetly need your own show. Much Luv to you!!!

maniac no FABULAS yes! I loved the dress! Wish you could have done more talking, those judges were attention hoggs. Loved it you did great! wish to see more of you. (L)

~Mandi**

you were wonderfully gorgeous, james!

Well done James!
Nothing at all to cringe over-just fun and fabulous!

JAMES WAS AMAZING. HE TOTALLY NEEDS TO BE A PERMANENT JUDGE ON THAT SHOW.

Yeah I saw the show last night and to be honest with you, you really looked gay with that orange outfit. What were you thinking when you were wearing that!!

James you were fabously entertaining as always. Some people got it others wish they had it adn you my darling have it.

imagine my surprise when JAMES ST. JAMES is on one of my favorite shows!!! i squealed with excitement. james darling, you were utterly fabulous, no really. those girls were lucky to have you guide and critique their style. you did great, and frankly i loved the outfit. ugh, we need to see more of james!! i smell a new judge in the works...if they want to keep viewers that is...good job love.

James, your segment was hilarious. You definitely need your own show. I don't think those girls knew who you were. But seeing you run out and freak them with that dress & dance was a sheer riot. I don't have cable, but fortunately, my TV picks up UPN without cable, so lucky me - even though it wasn't the best quality. Anyways, I hope I can see more of you. That was the first time I ever saw you on anything! Seth Green really did a good job in "Party Monster".

wow! i just happened to be watching (sorry, i haven't checked up here in a while) AND YOU WERE ON! AND I STARTED FREAKING OUT!!!!! :D you looked fabulous of course ^^

and even in 2005, you can make a dress work james st. james.