September 14, 2005
Ad Hawk
OK, Kelly Preston, we understand that as a spokesperson for Neutrogena's anti-wrinkle cream you believe it helps stop aging and keeps skin looking young. But how is it at nuking those dead Thetans you've got piled up inside you?
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Comments
-- Anonymous | September 14, 2005 1:53 PM
Thetans are like metacloriens...
-- Anonymous | September 14, 2005 3:16 PM
But how is it at covering up a "beard"
-- MarcSpice | September 14, 2005 3:41 PM
And if that stuff works so well, why did they shoot her through gauze!??
-- FaceFetish | September 14, 2005 4:57 PM
Kelly Preston has a tail.
-- Post It | September 14, 2005 5:36 PM
To hell with the Neutrogena I want the name of her retoucher. (Oh that was mean)
-- MOM | September 15, 2005 5:07 AM
Go Dove Girls! Dove Girls could kick Kelly Preston's ass and her retouchers ass too!
-- Anonymous | September 15, 2005 5:08 AM
Thank GOD! I am so glad that I understand NOTHING that any of you have written! Well, that's not completely true I understood the words Neutrogena, Dove, tail, and "beard".
-- jsj | September 15, 2005 1:38 PM
You wouldnt understand if your sportin a set of "man grapes".. Dont worry its a chick thing.
I got it, honey... (no grapes here)
-- MachineGunShelly | September 15, 2005 4:16 PM
thetans are like spirits... they can't be dead... DUH!!