Party Monsters

THE PARTY Steven & James' Saturday Night Halloween Costume Party.

THE PLACE WOW Executive Assistant Steven Corfe's house.

THE PEOPLE Oh, you know. Gene Simmons in Mouseketeer drag. Lesbians from outer space. A vampire bunny, a terrorist panda, and Mary-Kate Olsen. Your typical Hollywood crowd.

CELEBRITIES ATTENDING Pamela Anderson. JOKING! It was a costume party after all. Tippi Hedren from The Birds. JOKING! That was ME! Marsha Thomason from NBC's Las Vegas. No! She really came! Now you think I'm crying wolf.

HIGHLIGHTS The Lesbians from outer space impromptu make-out session ("That's hot!" cried Randy). WOW's Chris McKim catching fire ("That's hot," cried Chris). James St. James sporting a full head of hair (child molester chic), complete with kiddy-fiddling props and phrases ("Want to come play with my puppies?"). In short, a devilish time was had by all.

– Steven Corfe

(Photos: top left, host Steven Corfe is Tippi Hedren, fresh from 1963; top right, Chris McKim is a very very bad rabbit; above, James St. James is Creepy Pedophile Man No One Wants to Talk To, fresh from the '70s.)

(Photos: From top, Thairin Smothers, an experiment-gone-horribly wrong fusing Gene Simmons with Annette Funicello; insane doctor James McGowan and party hostess Tippi Hedren, a very dangerous couple; Angel Jones, Malice in Wonderland; Alisa Charoen Phol, an unfriendly ghost; James' pedo thinks twice about copping a feel off Brett Shady's Sid Vicious;Randy Barbato, a pimpkin; lesbians from outer space, lesbians cavorting gaily as WOW's Kristin Rasmussen looks on; Nikki Collins and Marsha Thomason, casino girls)

Photos by Steven Corfe and Chris McKim

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